[NEWHOLLAND] I MOVED YOUR CHEESE [RAK98]

The problem with the self-help books that litter the shelves of the bookstores and bedside tables of the nation, besides the fact that they are poorly written by unattractive recauthors, is that they expect you to do all the work. You are required to read them, remember key words, perhaps even put their teachings into practice in everyday life.

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It is not even necessary to read this book. Simply buying it and keeping it displayed in a prominent position will make you a brighter, happier and more desirable person. Our pages have been treated with a revolutionary new formula that allows wisdom, through a process we have patented under the namatix"™ to pass directly from the page into the atmosphere where it can be easily inhaled from a reclining position.